Total Medals Earned: 1,814 (From 305 different games.) Total Medal Score: 27,775 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/10 (65/415 points)
you have become fast fwends with alien fwend.
presistence plays off in the rend.
every body dies, but not on my watch.. errr.. one out of two ain't bad.
snitches get kisses.
preversity is the mother of invention.
see all that was before you can see all that wasn't.
into which we threw up our dreams.
dance! dance for me woman!
the more secret medal in that whole game.
every body dies, but not on my watch.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/5 (275/275 points)
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
You killed Gobu! You bastard!
Get all Arcane Spells
Get your first Arcane Spell
Freeze 500 enemies
Look, up in the sky!
Burn 500 enemies
Gobuuuu
Bag o' bones
Destroy 100 enemy projectiles
Kill 100 enemies
in cold cash
in cold cash.
Destroy 500 enemy projectiles
Defeat king Gobu with no damage to the crystal
Upgrade all your runes
Get all of Lucrea's skills
Stun 500 enemies
Defeat Bonelord with no damage to the crystal
Slay a thousand
Finish the game
Kill a hundred dragons
Defeat the greedling with no damage to the crystal
in cold seven digits
Oh my god... You broke the game.
Slay 10k
This makes you awesome.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/260 points)
Complete 1 level
Complete 3 levels
Possession of abilities Shield, Armour and Regeneration
6 soldiers under command
Handling all types of guns (Winchester, machinegun, flare pistol)
Support ships are equipped with bombes and thons
Possession of abilities of freezing and fire
Complete 5 levels
Obtain all the abilities
Medals Earned: 13/20 (120/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Beat Blue Level 1
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
Beat Yellow Level 1
View the HowTo
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/325 points)
Reach the end with the Crippled disability.
Reach the end with the Illiterate disability.
Reach the end with the Nearly Blind disability.
Reach the end with the Spastic disability.
Medals Earned: 13/18 (165/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Detect la Poirot!
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (70/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN